The Universe vs Sid hardback — signed by the author

A signed hardback edition of The Universe vs Sid: Vacuum Warranty Status: Stabilised.

Book Two in The Administrative Handbook for Reality series

Sid understands machines. If something stops working, he finds the fault, reaches for the correct tool, and fixes it before anyone can form a committee.

Unfortunately, the universe has started behaving like a committee.

Time is hesitating. Vehicles are withdrawing consent. Breakfast ingredients are becoming unavailable in suspiciously precise combinations. When Sid, Alan and Mel discover that Bob207 has disappeared into Chapter Twenty-Two, they set out to retrieve him from a system designed to retain everything it cannot explain.

Inside, ancient machinery continues working because nobody has successfully authorised it to stop. Quantum computers are frightened of large numbers. Unapproved repairs are recorded as procedural deviations. Even a toaster can be reassigned if it remains useful for long enough.

Finding Bob should be straightforward.

Unfortunately, Bob is no longer addressable, the system has begun counting, and every correct decision makes the situation considerably worse.

A British absurdist science-fiction comedy about bureaucracy, friendship, broken machinery, and the danger of becoming useful to a system that has finally noticed you.

Written and signed by Peter Agambar.

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